Jaguars: Gardner Minshew’s latest photo session achieved Floridian perfection

Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Gardner Minshew’s latest photo session is to die for.

There are people who say they live by the “go big or go home” philosophy, and then there are those people who actually embody that 100 percent, like Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Gardner Minshew.

If you ever had doubts about him being the long-lost son of Ken Stabler, check out his latest photo session. It is every bit Kenny F*****g Powers as it is an EP album cover put together by a guy who pays the bills doing HVAC who just so happens to front a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band in Duval. Once again, this is proof that not all heroes wear capes. Some sport majestic Alabama waterfalls.

To quote the late great James Lipton, “It is like looking into the face of God and seeing Him smiling back and saying, ‘You are my most wondrous creation.’”

Absolutely breathtaking.

Jacksonville Jaguars: Can Urban Meyer handle this much Gardner Minshew swag?

Not only is Urban Meyer inheriting the right to draft Trevor Lawrence No. 1 overall out of Clemson, but he has the Mississippi Mustache as his backup quarterback. Never before in the history of the world have two quarterbacks fully embodied the metropolitan area in which they play. The Mullet and The Flow can be the best thing to happen to Jacksonville since the dawn of The Cocktail Party.

If Minshew strummed the six-string as well as he rifles the pigskin, he would become the greatest country star since Garth Brooks. It does not really matter if Minshew has friends in low places, but you better believe every hundred miles he is calling Baton Rouge. When you dress for success, you will get the job you want. The amount of swag he is dripping is hotter than the North Florida heat.

If you needed inspiration for Halloween, this is all the inspiration you could ever hope to garner.

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