Bijan Robinson, Texas Longhorns. (Photo by Josh Hedges/Getty Images)
If Bijan Robinson is drafted by one of these three NFL teams, look out for the mustard, son!
Even though Texas is still not back yet, Longhorns star running back Bijan Robinson has decided to turn pro.
Not since the George W. Bush Administration has an offensive playmaker been taken in the first round out of Texas. The good news for Longhorns fans everywhere is that is most definitely changing in the 2023 NFL Draft. Robinson will certainly add a lot of flavor to your favorite team’s NFL backfield should the Mustard Son find his way into your cabinet of pro football curiosities.
When it comes to where superhero Robinson could end up, nothing’s shocking, so here we go!
Bijan Robinson declares for 2023 NFL Draft: 3 teams for Texas superstar RB
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Buffalo Bills
AFC East
Bijan Mustardson to Land of Sauce puts folding tables on endangered species list
With the Buffalo Bills expected to contend for Super Bowls on the reg with Josh Allen as their franchise quarterback, why not draft a running back he actually has to hand the ball off to? I liked Devin Singletary at FAU, Zack Moss at Utah and loved James Cook at UGA, but Robinson in the Buffalo backfield will be more explosive than mustard and ketchup bottles in a gravel parking lot.
The Land of Sauce is a sacred place. It gave us buffalo wings, people! Although ranch or blue cheese certainly carry gravitas in Western New York, off the garbage plate, of course, Bijon Mustardson will be flying off the Buffalonian shelves faster than Flutie Flakes. He will be the best running back they have had since noted Applebee’s connoisseur Marshawn Lynch pre-Beast Quake.
O.J. may have had the juice, but Robinson will have the extra mustard to get the Bills over the top.