The New Orleans Saints and Pittsburgh Steelers both lost their quarterbacks, while the Dallas Cowboys and Baltimore Ravens have found theirs in fine form.
32
Miami Dolphins 0-2
Last week: L, 43-0 vs. NE
Last rank: 32nd
The Dolphins are a hopeless train wreck of a franchise.
31
New York Giants 0-2
Last week: L, 28-14 vs. BUF
Last rank: 31st
It’s time to start Daniel Jones. Enough with Eli Manning already.
30
New York Jets 0-2
Last week: L, 23-3 vs. CLE
Last rank: 23rd
With Sam Darnold sidelined, this team is going nowhere but down fast.
29
Cincinnati Bengals 0-2
Last week: L, 41-17 vs. SF
Last rank: 30th
Looked decent in Week 1, but got blown out in their home opener by the 49ers. Yikes.
28
Denver Broncos 0-2
Last week: L, 16-14 vs. CHI
Last rank: 27th
Denver is terrible. No offensive punch at all. The roughing the penalty penalty was awful, but so were the Broncos for most of the game.
27
Arizona Cardinals 0-1-1
Last week: L, 23-17 at BAL
Last rank: 28th
Arizona fought hard in Baltimore, so they don’t move down here. The Cardinals might have a real quarterback to build around.
26
Jacksonville Jaguars 0-2
Last week: L, 13-12 at HOU
Last rank: 25th
Gardner Minshew is fun, but the Jaguars don’t have an offense that scares anybody.
25
Washington Redskins 0-2
Last week: L, 31-21 vs. DAL
Last rank: 24th
The Redskins have scored some points and played tough against the Eagles and Cowboys, but the talent is clearly lacking.
24
Oakland Raiders 1-1
Last week: L, 28-10 vs. KC
Last rank: 22nd
The Raiders looked like they were going to shock the Chiefs for 15 minutes. Then the second quarter happened.
23
Pittsburgh Steelers 0-2
Last week: L, 28-26 vs. SEA
Last rank: 18th
Ben Roethlisberger is done for the season. Goodnight.
22
Carolina Panthers 0-2
Last week: L, 20-14 vs. TB
Last rank: 15th
Cam Newton isn’t right. Until he is, the Panthers aren’t beating most teams.
21
Detroit Lions 1-0-1
Last week: W, 13-10 vs. LAC
Last rank: 29th
Detroit is undefeated, but not impressive. The Lions blew an 18-point fourth-quarter lead in Arizona and took eight penalties in an ugly win. Still, undefeated.
20
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1-1
Last week: W, 20-14 at CAR
Last rank: 26th
Tampa Bay is always a wild card because of Jameis Winston. The Bucs looked good Thursday, and now get the Giants at home. Time to make a move.
19
New Orleans Saints 1-1
Last week: L, 27-9 at LAR
Last rank: 4th
Biggest fall of the week, and solely because of Drew Brees’ injury. Can Teddy Bridgewater somehow keep this team afloat?
18
Cleveland Browns 1-1
Last week: W, 23-3 at NYJ
Last rank: 19th
Beating the Jets is fine, but what do they do in Week 3 against the Rams?
17
Tennessee Titans 1-1
Last week: L, 19-17 vs. IND
Last rank: 13th
Great win in Cleveland backed up by a divisional loss at home. Marcus Mariota needs to be so much better.
16
Indianapolis Colts 1-1
Last week: W, 19-17 at TEN
Last rank: 17th
The Colts might be the AFC South’s best.
15
Atlanta Falcons 1-1
Last week: W, 24-20 vs. PHI
Last rank: 20th
Atlanta got a huge win at home. With Drew Brees’ injury, the Falcons should win the NFC South.
14
Houston Texans 1-1
Last week: W, 13-12 vs. JAX
Last rank: 14th
Another four sacks, and only won because of a questionable ruling at the end. Not inspiring confidence.
13
Los Angeles Chargers 1-1
Last week: L, 13-10 at DET
Last rank: 6th
This ranking is partially injuries, and partially losing to the Lions due to mind-numbing errors. Brutal loss.
12
Chicago Bears 1-1
Last week: W, 16-14 vs. DEN
Last rank: 12th
If Mitchell Trubisky doesn’t get exponentially better, the Bears are in huge trouble.
11
San Francisco 49ers 2-0
Last week: W, 41-17 at CIN
Last rank: 21st
The 49ers make the largest leap this week. Look, two road wins, big margins. San Francisco deserves respect.
10
Buffalo Bills 2-0
Last week: W, 28-14 at NYG
Last rank: 16th
Buffalo is showcasing a terrific defense. If the offense can play as it did on Sunday, the Bills could be a playoff contender.
9
Minnesota Vikings 1-1
Last week: L, 21-16 at GB
Last rank: 7th
Minnesota has a terrific roster, and it’s tough to ding the Vikings for losing at Lambeau. Still, Kirk Cousins must be much better.
8
Seattle Seahawks 2-0
Last week: W, 28-26 at PIT
Last rank: 11th
Seattle remains a tough team, and one that should be fighting to make noise in January.
7
Baltimore Ravens 2-0
Last week: W, 23-17 vs. AZ
Last rank: 10th
The Ravens have beaten the Dolphins and Cardinals. Now they play the Chiefs at Arrowhead. Huge test for a good team.
6
Philadelphia Eagles 1-1
Last week: L, 24-20 at ATL
Last rank: 3rd
Philadelphia lost a good game to a tough team, but the injuries are very concerning.
5
Green Bay Packers 2-0
Last week: W, 21-16 vs. MIN
Last rank: 9th
New offense, new defense, hew hope. The Packers appear to be a real threat.
4
Los Angeles Rams 2-0
Last week: W, 27-9 vs. NO
Last rank: 5th
The Rams were barely talked about all offseason. They look pretty damn good so far.
3
Dallas Cowboys 2-0
Last week: W, 31-21 at WSH
Last rank: 8th
Dak Prescott looks great, the defense is rolling and the skill position players are elite. This is the NFC’s best roster right now.
2
Kansas City Chiefs 2-0
Last week: W, 28-10 at OAK
Last rank: 2nd
Will the AFC Championship Game be in Foxboro or Kansas City?
1
New England Patriots 2-0
Last week: W, 43-0 at MIA
Last rank: 1st
Beating the Dolphins is an easy task, but the Patriots look dominant.