Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady (center) waves to the crowd during a boat parade to celebrate victory in Super Bowl LV against the Kansas City Chiefs. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
Tom Brady must not have his sea legs under him or he had a few too many pops in the Tampa Bay sun.
For one day, Tom Brady abandoned his TB12 diet.
During the Buccaneers Super Bowl boat parade on Wednesday, Brady celebrated his seventh Super Bowl and first on water after the first six were on land during his Patriots reign.
And the GOAT celebrated by tipping back a few Bud Lights with his coaches and teammates to put a bow on his first season in Tampa Bay.
After getting off the boat, Brady needed help from falling down like a college student leaving the bars after closing time.
In my expert opinion, this is not the look of a person who was just feeling a little sea sick. This is the look of a man who had more beers than he has Super Bowl rings.
All while in the sun, which only exacerbates the problem.
Tom Brady is gonna be hungover tomorrow
While Brady has famously never had a strawberry, he does have exceptions to drink alcohol, at least for special occasions. And what more special than celebrating your first Super Bowl as a member of the Buccaneers after beating the reigning Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs.
Few gave Brady and the Bucs a chance at de-throning Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs, but they proved to be the far superior team, dominating the Super Bowl and handing Mahomes the worst loss of his NFL career.
Brady may be a little hungover tomorrow morning, but he’ll be back in the gym and back on his patented TB12 diet. And a drunk Brady is still better than 75 percent of the NFL quarterbacks anyway.